Apr 16, 2013 / 44 notes

NEW VIDEO: Being a Man: Things Every Man Should Know

Boston Marathon relief effort: How you can help

http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2013/04/16/boston-marathon-tragedy-relief-effort-how-you-can-help/2087601/

http://www.boston.com/news/source/2013/04/boston_marathon.html

The Salvation Army is providing support — their Boston Emergency Services website is https://donate.salvationarmyusa.org/massachusetts/bostonmarathonrelief

For families trying to locate loved ones, call the Boston Police hotline at 617-635-4500. 

If you have any tips to help out with the investigation, call 1-800-494-TIPS (8477), text the word TIP to CRIME (27463), or call 1-800-CALL-FBI (225-5324) and choose prompt #3.

Governor Patrick and Mayor Menino announced the formation of the One Fund to help people most affected by the bombings. http://onefundboston.org

Massachusetts General Hospital is accepting donations for emergency medicine and trauma. You can donate online https://give.massgeneral.org or call 617-726-2200

If you need psychological counseling or want to talk out your experience with a professional, call the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration at 1-800-985-5990

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Being a Man 

By Cowboy NoSleeves

Well A-1 here goes great on Raw Hide

And to open a jar, just take it outside

Changing a flat is smooth as a breeze

Just call Tripple A …and send an Ambulance Please?

Ain’t nothing more manly than killing a pest

Just take your baton and lay it to rest

If you’re grilling up some lunch 

Well that’s mighty swell

Just keep your eye on that dog  

If your name is Kal-El (aka superman) 

Cuz being a man’s kinda like being a super hero man

You gotta do a bunch of junk but you know that you can

Everyday’s an odyssey but you can stand up while you pee

Cuz being a man’s kinda like being a super hero man

You can use your mind 

to start a fire

And the thing about pickles 

is they never expire  

If you wanna keep fit 

Well that’s mighty smart

Just hold your nose

Cuz when you sit up you fart

When you’re a man 

you gotta cook your own feast

Just be mighty careful 

That soup quite a beast

If you’re gon’ tell joke 

Make sure it don’t flop

A skeleton walks into a bar

And says give me a beer and a mop — GREATEST JOKE OF ALL TIME

Cuz being a man’s kinda like being a super hero man

You gotta do a bunch of junk but you know that you can

Everyday’s an odyssey but you can stand up while you pee

Cuz being a man’s kinda like being a super hero man

If you don’t know your drivers

We have to call you a plumber

But if you can do it yourself

Then you might get a hummer

So you gotta look formal 

Like a cool drink of water 

You better know your tie’s

Unless your name’s Harry Houdini 

Hey baseball’s on

And Joe Buck’s your name

Don’t never say 

Hey this guy’s about to throw a perfect game

Talking about Women

I got nothing brilliant

But you should know this

They’re all different

Cuz being a man’s kinda like being a super hero man

You gotta do a bunch of junk but you know that you can

Everyday’s an odyssey  but you can stand up while you pee

Cuz being a man’s kinda like being a super hero man

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